IT WAS REALLY WEIRD. ONE DAY I WENT TO THE PIZZA PLACE NEXT TO THE BAR DURING THE DAY, SOBER, AND I REALIZED THAT IT’S ACTUALLY SOME OF THE WORST PIZZA ON EARTH. THEN I WATCHED MY FAVORITE TV SHOW WHEN I WASN’T HIGH AND IT WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL. AFTER THAT I TOOK TWO WEEKS OFF ALL SUBSTANCES AND REALIZED I DIDN’T ACTUALLY LIKE ANY OF MY FRIENDS, MY MUSIC, OR MY HOBBIES.
TURNS OUT I’M NOT BISEXUAL, I REALLY LIKE COOKING, AND BOOKS ARE KIND OF AWESOME.
I HAD NO IDEA.
YOUR CHAIR PROBABLY WOULDN’T BE ALL FUCKED UP IF YOU DIDN’T LEAN ON IT SO HARD.
SIT NORMAL, WEIRDO.
Oh my god.
IF YOU SAY ‘I COULD CARE LESS’ THAT MEANS, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, THAT YOU COULD CARE LESS THAN YOU CURRENTLY DO. THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT YOU’RE SAYING! THAT YOU CARE TO SOME DEGREE! THAT’S WHAT THOSE WORDS MEAN IN THAT ORDER! IF YOU ‘COULDN’T CARE LESS’ THEN YOU DO NOT CARE AT ALL!
IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE TO CARE LESS ABOUT THE MATTER AT HAND!
YOU’RE 25 YEARS OLD! HOW DO YOU NOT GET THIS?
“Daddy just gave me a hug…and I farted”
- Graham, 2 years, 11 months old
THIS IS RIDICULOUS. IF WE WERE ON A BRITISH TV SHOW THE FACT THAT WE’RE “INTERRACIALLY DATING” WOULDN’T EVEN BE A PLOT POINT BECAUSE IT’S NOT IMPORTANT. PEOPLE DATE OTHER PEOPLE. BUT HERE IN THE STATES WE CAN’T GO HALF AN EPISODE WITHOUT MENTIONING THAT LINDA’S MY “BLACK GIRLFRIEND.” THE PRESIDENT IS BLACK, ISN’T HE? MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK HIM TO OPEN A NATIONAL DISCOURSE ON RACE SO WE DON’T LOOK SO UNBELIEVABLY IGNORANT.
I’D LOVE TO BE ON MISFITS.
GOD, ME TOO. THAT SHOW IS GREAT.
I recently ran into someone from the past who asked me how the past 20 years have been, i.e. what have I done. I answered with the usual: job, got married, had 2 kids. But he actually asked me, “Yeah, but what else? I am sure you’ve done other cool stuff too.” Hmmm, what could I say? So I replied with “I’ve traveled a lot.” And you know, it’s true. I have gone to Europe twice, gone on 4 cruises, and been to numerous places all over the country. And that’s just pretty awesome. I’m really thankful for that. AND, thankful for the friends (dreadkiaili tops that list), family and the means to be able to do so.
The geekiness that are my posters.
YAY! This is the first wall I’ve seen it on. SO COOL!
And this makes me want to go back to college. My dorm room would look pretty much exactly like this, with an added Cure poster.